Bamboo Blade Life Lessons

11/26/2007

1. Don’t ever piss off fat short Japanese women shopping.
2. Short people always have the most potential to learn kendo.
3. Don’t forget your father’s birthday or else you’ll break his heart.
4. Don’t let your mother make you a guinea pig for her TV shopping addiction.
5. Don’t ever piss off fat short Japanese women shopping.
6. Never give out your name to said pissed off person(s) when involved in accidents.
7. What goes around comes around so be prepared to get bitten on the ass. Multiple times.
8. What is mine is mine and what is yours is mine as well, including the kendo club when my arse is on the line.
9. Sex toys can be used as household cleaning items as well, you know.
10. Don’t ever piss off fat short Japanese women shopping.

Thus concludes a Bamboo Blade Life Lessons (episode 9) lecture by yours truly ;)

7 Responses to “ Bamboo Blade Life Lessons ”

  1. GreenTC on 11/26/2007 at 6:08 pm

    I think my glasses must be smudged, because I could’ve sworn I read the same line about three times.

    Hmm.

    :\

  2. TL-chan on 11/26/2007 at 7:14 pm

    After watching the lastest episodes, I’m much in agreement with 1, 5 and 10. That lady was scary.

  3. TL-chan on 11/26/2007 at 7:17 pm

    Oops. Delete my link if possible. I am not thinking straight today.

  4. tj han on 11/27/2007 at 12:59 am

    Btw, short people do better at kendo. Seems that way, look at KENSHIN! He’s 158 cm! Also people like Yagyu Seijuurou and all that…shorties.

  5. bj0rN on 11/27/2007 at 2:08 am

    fat short Japanese women… reminds me of FYGs shopping for their erm… “stuff”…

  6. the_real_lol_matt on 11/27/2007 at 1:05 pm

    omg, i really want to watch this episode now, but its not subbed…crap

  7. centzon totochtin on 12/27/2007 at 11:15 pm

    short people can move faster.
    true fact.

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